You can take the GRITS out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the GRITS!

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Of Soup and Soap

So yesterday I was bitten by some kind of strange, foreign insect...the Domestication Bug.  I cooked an entire meal from scratch, well...we only had soup, but dammit I made it!  and it was good!!!  And very easy.  I will mos definitely make it again.

First was sauteeing some onions in a little olive oil

Then I added one potato and two finely chopped garlic cloves

Next, the only thing I had to use that was store-bought was 3 cups of vegetable broth.  FYI, I found this recipe on a blog I follow - 101 Cookbooks
So many recipes there that I want to try out!

While the potato and onions were cooking a few minutes, I chopped up a head of broccoli.
Then, added it to the broth mixture and let it all cook for a few minutes


While this cooked, I got Number One Son to shred some fresh sharp cheddar cheese


The broth mixture was then poured into the blender along with the shredded cheddar, a couple tablespoons of creme fraise and some ground mustard.  I poured them into individual bowls and garnished with more cheese and a sprinkling of smoked paprika.

Not Bad...Not bad at all if I do say so myself.....

After dinner, we scoped out a potential kayak launching site in Coral Gables, then came home and I started making a batch of laundry soap.  

  I had read about the soap and it sounded super easy so I thought, what the heck!  Bought a bar of Fels Naptha soap, 1 box of borax and 1 box of Arm & Hammer washing soda.  Shredded the bar of soap (with it's own shredder, NOT the cheese shredder!), added 1 cup of washing soda, mixed it up, then added 1 cup of borax and mixed it all up again.  Simple!  Only use 2 tablespoons for a large load a 1 for a small.  

I did laundry last night and I swear my whites ARE whiter and everything looks a bit cleaner than normal.  I think I may never buy Tide again!

CAUTION:  When that domestication bug bites, it bites kind of hard, but the effects aren't too long lasting.  Be prepared to do unusual household activities and astound your family and neighbors with smells of cooking food floating around your house, laundry being done and other miscellaneous things getting accomplished all within 2 hours of each other!  WARNING:  You WILL sleep in late the next morning.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Anne's Beach

Anne's Beach in the Keys

Google Earth Challenge # 27


Here's this week's picture...Good Luck!


Hint:  This one IS in Florida!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Big Problem - No Solution

I've talked about this issue before and see that none of the problems have been solved.  As I've said before, I have no sympathy for these people.  They are scum.  But people need shelter.  I'll be watching and waiting to see what can be done to resolve this...

From the Miami Herald:
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For Miami-Dade sex offenders, wandering awaits

BY ROBERT SAMUELS

rsamuels@MiamiHerald.com
STEVE JOHNSON / THE MIAMI HERALD

Homer Barkley, a sex offender who was moved from the Julia Tuttle Causeway into an apartment in February, holds a letter in his doorway informing him that his lease will be revoked on Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Months after Miami-Dade County cleared out a camp of sex offenders living under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, some of the former squatters are once again homeless, and many of the others are on the verge of being out on the streets again.

Most are unemployed and unable to continue to pay the rent once the money that officials kicked in so they could find housing runs out.

The inevitable result, some say, is that a sex-offender camp could emerge in a new location any day now.

``If they can't afford rent, we may be back to square one,'' said Jill Levenson, a professor at Lynn University in Boca Raton who is studying the impact of residency restrictions. ``The problem with this solution it was only temporary, a band-aid.''

The old bridge dwellers are now crammed into a few neighborhoods because of residency restrictions designed to keep them 2,500 feet away from where children gather.

When the Tuttle camp was torn down, officials promised to find housing for the 92 men and women and to pay six months' rent -- a $1 million project. Now that time's almost up.

A handful of the former causeway residents who were under state supervision on Jan. 1 already have no stable address. On Sunday, another 17 will see their leases end. By November, leases will end for all the rest.

``It feels like moving us from that bridge was just a publicity stunt,'' said Homer Barkley, 44, who served time after pleading guilty to sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl. His six-month lease will expire Sunday. `How do they expect me to find a place to live? I'm not a millionaire.''

With corrections data estimating an additional 100 sex offenders who were arrested in Miami-Dade will be released each year, the plight of the former Tuttle residents is a microcosm of a problem no one knows how to fix.

Lost in a labyrinth of local residency restrictions, the offenders established a plywood-and-tent city under and around the causeway. The site became an international embarrassment, leading to lawsuits and political finger-pointing.

After three years, officials put up ``No Trespassing'' signs under the Tuttle and tore down rickety wooden shanties. They gave studios to men like Barkley, who had spent three years living under the bridge.


NEW HOME

At $590 a month, the small studio in Shorecrest isn't much. The fridge and the cabinets were empty and he used bedsheets for curtains. He's still looking for a job.

Levenson, the professor, noted there are great risks in keeping sex offenders in squalor. Research has identified which factors might compel a criminal, such as a sex offender, to reoffend. The three biggest are lack of social support, unemployment and housing instability.

For years, Levenson argued with Homeless Trust Chairman Ron Book that the residency restrictions only aggravate those factors. It was Book, after all, who successfully lobbied to extend the 1,000-foot state law to 2,500 feet in Miami-Dade.

Yet for all their disagreements, Book and Levenson agree on what the future looks like for the group.
``I have deep concerns that these people, who have somehow assumed we are a welfare agency and that we have deep pockets, are going to end up back somewhere on the streets,'' Book said. ``We just don't know where.''

Book is against any more assistance for the group, adamant that their dilemma has less to do with residency restrictions than with their inability to find jobs so they can pay their bills.

``As far as we're concerned, our help for people under the bridge is done,'' Book said.

A year ago, as many as 140 people lived under the bridge, including a number of homeless men and women who weren't sexual offenders. Lawsuits flew, and as the cases wore on, Homeless Trust Executive Director David Raymond decided to take action. Part of the trust's mission is to clear up homeless encampments.

In October, the trust awarded an $818,800 contract to Tampa-based Lutheran Services of Florida, which identified available housing, offered employment assistance and agreed to pay rent and utilities. The staff paid landlords directly, so the Tuttle residents never touched the money.

By March 2010, the entrance to the old camp was sealed off and the nonprofit located housing for 92.

Within a month, more than 20 were thrown out of their new place.

One of the offenders -- Yat Wan Chang -- was arrested on new charges of lewd and lascivious conduct on a minor. The incident allegedly happened at a shopping center blocks away from the Homestead hotel where he and at least 20 more sex offenders lived. Evictions soon followed.

Incensed, Book said he didn't want sex offenders clumped together. But that proved impossible. A Miami Herald review of state records shows the effort to relocate them created at least two small clusters.

Thirteen offenders were moved to the River Park Trailer Court in Allapattah, a collection of mobile homes and unpaved streets overrun by dogs. Another 13 were moved into a secluded part of Shorecrest, an Upper East Side neighborhood residents call ``our little paradise.''
In Shorecrest, some moms and dads told their kids couldn't play outside anymore. One resident installed cameras.
``Everyone's a lot more alert about what's happening around them,'' said teacher Rachel Hamm, 48. ``I haven't seen anything suspicious, but I'm still worried because I have two teenagers.''

When more than 100 Shorecrest residents demanded a meeting with Miami Mayor Tomás Regalado, their county commissioner and the Homeless Trust, they learned there was little that could be done.
``I wish I had a magic wand and could make them go away, but I don't,'' Book said. ``I don't see a resolution to this.''
Compared to life under the bridge, Homer Barkley's small studio in Shorecrest does seem like paradise. He now has an actual mattress, indoor plumbing and a roof.

He gets along with his neighbors: Five former Tuttle residents live a five-minute walk away. Two more occupy an apartment down the street. Another two live a block west.

In Barkley's two-story building, overrun by shrubs and feral cats, there are eight studios. Old Tuttle residents live in apartments 1, 2, 4 and 5.

When Barkley received a 30-day notice in July that he had to start paying his own rent, it renewed fears of the life he left.

His family has cut him off, so he can't get help there. He'd consider moving in with his current girlfriend, but the 2,500-foot restriction puts her neighborhood off limits.


THE PROCESS

When their leases expire, the sex offenders are expected to go through the county's existing process to aid homeless people. In Miami-Dade, those services are offered through the Homeless Trust, the same agency that gave the Tuttle dwellers the leases.

But more help is unlikely. To get trust help, a person must move to a local homeless shelter. That's impossible for a sex offender because all the shelters are in restricted neighborhoods, trust director Raymond said.

Ideally, the trust wants to set up a database of homeless sex offenders that the agency and the state Department of Corrections can use to track them and maybe help them find housing. But corrections officials think setting up such a database is too costly and bureaucratic.

Typically, release officers meet with convicts six months before they leave prison. Contact people who love you, they tell the convicts. Ask if they can find you housing.

Sex offenders are harder, though, because they're often cut off by family or friends, Florida DOC spokeswoman Gretl Plessinger said. So the state gives them $100 and a bus ticket to the county where the convict was arrested. The release officer also shows them a map of places they are allowed to sleep.

``If it's a parking lot or a street corner or a wooded area, we have to make sure they stay there,'' Plessinger said.

A man who calls himself Rashid Wali chose a street corner in Shorecrest. Of all the neighborhoods, this seemed the nicest. It is also steps away from another bridge to Miami Beach, the John F. Kennedy Causeway.
Late one recent night, he settled with a beer outside a closed auto-repair shop and plugged his cellphone into an exterior outlet.

``Still couldn't find a job today,'' he sighed, ``because I don't have an ID. The DMV won't give me a license that says transient.''

``We're damned,'' interjected Patrick Weise, a shirtless 49-year-old grasping a Miller High Life. Weise was one of the first sex offenders to move under the causeway. At the Tuttle, he was in charge of collecting money for the generator that gave everyone electricity.
After the expulsion, Weise spent days in the Homestead hotel. After he was evicted from there, he spent a month living in a field. Now, he also sleeps on the corner.
At a little past 10 p.m., the state curfew for registered sex offenders, another sex offender joined them. That night, the three slept on the sidewalk.

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© 2010 Miami Herald Media Company. All Rights Reserved.

http://www.miamiherald.com

Monday, July 26, 2010

Hemingway Days in Key West

From the Miami Herald:

 

The Associated Press

A white-bearded 64-year-old Florida man won this year's Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest, an event in Key West's annual Hemingway Days festival that ended Sunday.
Charles Bicht, of Vero Beach, triumphed over 123 other entrants in the late Saturday night competition, a highlight of the annual celebration that honors the literary giant who lived and wrote in Key West throughout the 1930s.
"I've been looking forward to this for 12 years," said Bicht, who credited his win to perseverance after 11 unsuccessful attempts. "Nothing can compare to it."
Look-alike hopefuls in sportsman's and fisherman's garb reminiscent of Hemingway competed onstage at Sloppy Joe's Bar, favored by the author during his Key West years.
After preliminary rounds Thursday and Friday, a judging panel of former contest winners chose Bicht from 25 finalists during Saturday night's final round.
The retired construction project manager said he shared several traits with Hemingway.
"I enjoy women, I fish and I drink, but I don't write," Bicht said.
Bicht also has a tie to Hemingway's former Key West home, now a museum in Key West's historic Old Town. His daughter, who cheered him in the contest during all 12 attempts, was married on the home's grounds during the 2009 Hemingway Days celebration.
Other events included a short story competition directed by Lorian Hemingway, the author's granddaughter, a wacky "Running of the Bulls" and a one-man play chronicling Ernest Hemingway's life and adventures.
The festival's Drambuie Key West Marlin Tournament was won by a Panama City attorney who came to Key West because of the Transocean/BP oil spill.
"They closed my fishing down," said Clayton Syfrett of closures off the northern Gulf coast caused by oil slicks that fouled waters for months. "Normally, I'd be fishing around the oil rigs for yellowfin tuna."
The 450-mile voyage to Key West paid big dividends for Syfrett's angling team when Timothy Trase Travers, of Titusville, caught and released a blue marlin, estimated to weigh 400 pounds, to claim the top $25,000 cash prize.
Besides offshore sport fishing and imbibing at Sloppy Joe's, Hemingway wrote some of his best known works while living in the Spanish colonial home on Whitehead Street. They include "To Have and Have Not," "Snows of Kilimanjaro" and "For Whom the Bell Tolls."

The saga of Brisket the bull on Animal Planet!

If you remember a while back, I talked about a stray bull that was loose in the park I work.  Well, I finally saw the episode on Animal Cops Miami that showed the adventure of catching "Brisket"!  Animal Cops Miami - Miami Menagerie is the episode and it's on again this Thursday, July 29th, at 1:00pm.

I caught a brief glimpse of myself and co-worker, Lily, as well as my boss, Pam, who was taped quite a few times. 

So if you get a chance, set your DVR and watch it! I wonder what ever happened to Brisket the bull...he gave us quite a bit to talk about for a while!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Riding the Rail

Today we decided to take a trip on the Metrorail - riding it from beginning to end and back again.  Number 2 son had never ridden on it before, so it was quite the adventure for him.  

We started at the Dadeland South station.  Looking out the window I had a direct view of Shorty's BBQ.  That place has been around for God-Knows-How-Long, I think before I was even born.

This old DQ has been in my blog before...

One of the stations is at the Museum of Science (which is across from Vizcaya).
See the short building to the left of the high rises?  The one with a red triangle on the top?  Next time you catch an old episode of "Miami Vice", you can see that building in the opening credits.

View from the Brickell station...almost downtown!

Crossing over the Miami River.  You can't see it at all, but to the right of the River, past the high rises, it the site of the "Miami Circle"...a Tequesta site discovered when they had started excavating to build another high rise.  The site is now protected.

The old Dade County courthouse.  

The American Airlines Arena and to the right of it, The "Freedom Tower".

Above is the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts.  A very nice place that I have yet to visit.

The oldest refused to take down the number.  He isn't old enough anyway.  I am intrigued by it, though...

Wonder if there's a cache hidden there???

We were just thankful Metroral is air conditioned and the windows are sealed shut!  Such a scenic sight...

(Why does she keep taking pictures of me?)


We made it to the end of the line, the Palmetto station.  Then we had to wait about 1/2 hour for the driver to lock up and switch to the opposite end of the train for the trip back.  While we waited, I took lots of pictures of the kids...
Yes, we both new he was faking it!


Now, let me tell you about the way you have to pay to get on the Rail...they used to take cash or tokens, then a while ago, they changed over to this weird EPass or ETicket thing. What a confusing mess that is!!!  You have to take your money to a machine and buy a pass, then put money on it.  You have to wave the pass over some sensor thing for the gate to open so you can walk through.  But get this...you have to wave it again just to leave!!!  I am SO glad I don't work downtown.  Having to mess with that every day would drive me nuts.

Anyway, that was our little adventure for the day.  Not too exciting, but better than staying at home, plus, the squirt got to finally ride the rail...it was a good day.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Google Earth Challenge # 26


# 26:



Hint:  It's not in Florida!

...and, um...where is Bonnie?  Anybody seen her?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

TS Bonnie due tomorrow morning!

In the meantime. watch this...I laughed my butt off!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Being Lazy

I just posted something on my other blog and am too lazy to figure out how to cross post it, so here is a link:


Check it out. We had fun there today!


Sunday, July 18, 2010

Matilda's Neighbor


Matilda has  a new neighbor, Charlotte.  Charlotte appears to be a very good mother, even lifting her egg sacs back up after I knocked them (and her) into her new home.  After watching a youtube video of a guy opening up a widow egg sac and having literally hundreds of babies come out, I'm not to keen on letting these eggs hatch.

FWC Warning - so what else is new?

In the news today:

 

Wildlife Officials Warn To Beware Of Gators

MIAMI (CBS4) ― A recent series of alligator bites has state wildlife officials warning Floridians to use "common sense" around water, especially lakes, ponds, canals, and other inland water waterways where gators can lurk.

Florida has had 6 reported alligator bites in 2010. Last year, there were 19 bites, but wildlife experts say there's no need for anyone to be bitten if they just follow a few simple gator protection rules.

Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission biologist, Lindsey Hord, says people should swim only in designated areas, keep their pets away from the water’s edge, refrain from feeding alligators, and maintain a safe distance.

The main message: leave the gators alone. They were here first, and aren't going anywhere.

Hord says adult male alligators tend to prefer open water areas, like canals and lakes, where people usually swim. Females are found in marshy areas, which are better for the survival of their young.

Female alligators are nesting now, but Hord says there’s no link between breeding, nesting and alligator bites.
(© 2010 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The Associated Press contributed to this report.)

All I can say is, well...d'uh!  Don't swim at dusk or dawn, scout the area before entering and stay aware of your surroundings.  EVERY body of water has the potential to have gators in it, and  probably does - so be careful!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Hmmm...Any Law Breakers Out There?

Didja know in the fine state of Florida it is illegal to:

     ...sing in public place while wearing a bathing suit?
     ...have sexual relations with a porcupine?
     ...skateboard without a license?
     ...fart in public after 6:00pm?
     ...sell your children?
     ...be seen publicly in a strapless gown if you are a man?
     ...fall asleep under a hairdryer?
     ...shower naked?
     ...break more than 3 dishes a day or chip more than 4 cups and/or saucers?
     ...have oral sex?
     ...kiss your wife's breasts?

Also, all doors of public buildings must open outwards...unmarried women cannot parachute on Sundays...only the missionary position is legal!...and the penalty for horse theft is death by hanging!!!

Ok. I'm guilty of more than one offense.  I will not divulge which ones, but seriously, who knew you couldn't sell your kids! (please know I am just kidding...or am I...)

I wonder what would happen if you walked into the nearest station and tried to turn yourself in for breaking one of those laws?  I'll pay someone a buck to try it and report back.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Back by Popular Demand!


People have been asking me when I was going to start doing these again, so here ya go...

Challenge #25:



YES, I know I didn't black out the coords at the bottom, so just be good and don't cheat! 

Thursday, July 15, 2010

New Office Pet

You can't see her, but she's safely inside that bottle on my desk. 
Her name is "Matilda" and she's a brown widow spider.
I am thinking that she'd be good for kids to see when we have programming.
She may also be a good deterrent for those who like to sit at my desk for reasons unknown...

A big thanks to Mitch...my supplier!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Thursday, July 1, 2010

A New TV Show - "The Glades"

Last night as myself and a friend of mine were sitting in the IMAX at Sunset Place waiting for "Eclipse" to begin, they showed a trailer for a new series on A&E..."The Glades".  It looks like it could be a good show...a fictional cop in a fictional town on the edge of the Everglades...check it out HERE

I love any show set in Florida, although there is one I can't remember the name of anymore.  It was a couple years ago...aliens in the 'Glades...ring a bell?  I liked it, but it never ended and got cancelled.  I hate that!  "Burn Notice" is cool...and who can forget "Miami Vice"?  "The Golden Girls" wasn't filmed here, but was supposed to be here.  What else?  Can you think of any other TV shows set here in the Sunshine State?

Do me a favor.  Set your DVR to record this new show on July 11th, 10:00pm on A&E.  I'd like to hear what y'all think of it!