I cut my hair tonight. I mean it...I cut my own hair tonight. I just wanted a trim and no one else would do it for me, so I went in the bathroom and did it myself. It's a bit more than a trim. But it's not hideous, either. I am cheap. I usually get my hair cut twice a year by a professional. I don't know why I did it tonight. It was just one of those things I had to do, right then! Anyone who knows me knows I'm not vain. At all.
It's only hair. It'll grow back.