Ok, this week's hostess for Fun Monday, The Sauntering Soul herself, wants to know she's not alone in being a "jerk". Honey, you are most definitely not alone! We can all be jerks at one tiem or another, some more oftern than others...
I know we all try to be sweet and kind to people the majority of the time. But let's face it....we also know that sometimes we can be a big jerk. It could be that you experience road rage from time to time. Perhaps you empty the coffee pot at work some mornings and don't feel like taking the time to start a new pot for the next person. Or maybe you don't return phone calls on a timely basis when you know someone needs a response from you. Have you ever "accidentally" ruined a favorite shirt of your spouse just because you didn't care for it? Come on - it's confession time! List the small things you do that make you a jerk and elaborate just a bit on each one. Please tell me I'm not the only jerk around here!
I asked my hub what makes me a jerk. "Bitch, bitch, bitch. Whine, whine, whine. And no sex." Well...D'UH! How can we have sex if he lets our almost-4-year-old sleep in our bed??? And I sleep in the almost-4-year-old's room! C'MON!
Do I need to explain why I bitch alot? Geesh...
I like to box in asshole drivers on my way home from work. It's fun and highly entertaining on the 45 minute trip.
My husband refuses to put his dirty clothes in the hamper. He piles them on the floor RIGHT NEXT TO THE HAMPER! So, I take his dirty clothes and string them across the bedroom floor so he has to walk on them when he gets home. Get the hint!
Other than those minor things, I am a perfect model of un-jerkiness. Really, I am. Just don't ask anyone I'm related to or work with or the chica a buy my cafe con leche from in the morning.